12/20/12

A Gal Gotta Do what A Gal Gotta Do!

My pc was put puting away to its end.
Thanks to your advice Gledwood my pc is up and staggering again.

I made a frisky friend at the bar and he carried my pc to his place and got it working.Barely working but it is working.

I like the guy who fixed it but he drinks so much liquor and pills I dont know if hes coming or going.
A little dirty dancing with him simmered him up for the repairs.He says he found mal ware on it and took it off.
Ex hubby was wearing this cute pin. I like it and asked him to get me one to.

9 comments:

Gledwood said...

O wow you did my advice and it worked? Woweee... Did you actually take the PC to the bar? I'm sure old mother crackpot would have something to say about that...

Advocaat XxXxXxXs

xx

Old Mother Crack Pot said...

Gledwood spelled my name incorrectly. Crack Pot is two words. I am offspring of two of America's oldest and most dignified families, the Cracks and the Pots, I will have you know.

Anyway I must leave it there. The dog, the cat and the parrot have all gone to war with baying, squarking and yowling galore, feathers and fur flying everywhere. O dear me, and the parrot's just crapped all over the clean washing up. I absolutely must go as parrot shit, being white, is so easily camouflaged and the priest will be complaining that his beef wellington tastes funny tonight.

Kindest regards.

Gledwood said...

Hello Darlin'

I've put up a special video for you and Bugger!

http://gledwood4.blogspot.co.uk/2012/12/down-out-whatever.html

It should help with New Age Relaxational Activities and the promotion of healthy sleep, so do listen away.

Wow how amazing... did my advice Really Work? About going down the bar and finding a computer repair guy? If so, double-wow! You know I was only semi-joking though of course there was always the outer probability that you might possibly have found such a guy...

Hey did you pay for the job? And if so how??

Oh dear, "a lady never tells" but ARE YOU A LADY, BEVERLY? HA HA! No darling, you are a REAL lady to me. & I hope I am a gentleman too... (hope against hope)... ;-)

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Bipolar Parrots and Schizophrenic Parrakeets said...

Oh I've found you! I am excited to be able to offer you an extremely cute fully grown Severe Macaw for the bargain price of just $4000. This really is too good to be missed and I insist you take up my offer before the weekend is out!

Can I just tell you some of the sad story of how I came to be in possession of this lovely, affectionate and very vocal bird. He used to belong to my father-in-law who was a one-legged sea-man complete with eye-patch. This large bird (with a 9 foot wing-span) spent all day on Alec's shoulder until sadly one day last year he was killed in a drive-by shooting over a $100 crystal meth debt.

For complicated reasons, mainly because of this animal's "affectionate" behavior, the distraught bird had to go with me. Well he won't leave me alone. Not only has he pecked my left ear off right down to the bone but he squarks at 150 decibels if ever I ignore him. He is a very good talker, but unfortunately his langauge mostly revolves around the F word. He simply refuses to go in his cage, or even sit on his stand and is only happy when riding about on my left shoulder, pecking at the large scab where my ear used to be.

Unfortunately, because I am a Jehovah's Witness he has to come out witnessing with me and has caused great offense by shouting out sexual comments of the most vulgar and unrestrained nature at the top of his very considerable voice right when I have been on the verge of Converting my unsuspecting Neighbors.

Now Beverly I know you were once due to purchase a sun conure for 25 cents. Well I reckon a severe macaw is most certainly worth the mere $6000 I am asking. That's a mere one dollar for every obscene expression this bird knows. Please get in touch by return and I shall consider knocking down the price by $1.99 or more. Best of luck.

Bipolar Parrots and Schizophrenic Parrakeets said...

Psychopathic love birds at bargain prices! Only $2 the pair*.



*No responsibility can be accepted for any birds purchased via our online portal. The rumor that these love birds pecked their previous owner to death is totally unfounded...

Bev said...

Your crazy in a sweet & wonderful way.Love your comments;-)
Oh I payed the guy 30 bucks to fix it. I took him to my apt so he can carry it home and back but I gave him the money when he returned it.Not that he would keep it.I just wanted it back quick and he needed the money.

Bipolar Parrots and Schizophrenic Parrakeets said...

The love birds did not peck their owner to death. They only caused grievous bodily harm and he is currently undergoing skin grafts to repair some of the damage caused by their psychopathic pecking. Get in touch ASAP. We cannot hold the price this high a day longer!

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